In other news, it was reported a discovery of the largest hive of litigious bastards known to the mankind. Currently, the hive resides in the state of Utah, and it took over what was known before as The SCO Group.
Currently hive of litigious bastards is lead by the Darl McBribe into the fiasco. But don't worry about Darl McBribe, if he follows an advice from the board now, he will be well set for the years to come, as the rest of SCO Management already is.
If you have not heard those really wonderful news that Microsoft finally admitted that Mozilla is the industry gold standard internet browser, you have to check out this page:
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PS This URL works as intended only in IE, due to its unique physiology.